The difference between Waitrose and Tesco
Waitrose has Costa Coffee. Enormous, two-handled cups of rich, creamy latte and deliciously indulgent orange cake with white chocolate. An expensive treat, but quite irresistible.
Tesco has six breakfast items for £1.49, often a little on the limp and greasy side, and nearly always cold by the time you slide your tray along to the till.
Tesco's 'ripe and ready to eat' avocados come in packs of two. Generally, one has the consistency of soap, while the other is full of deep and disturbing black bruises.
Waitrose sells 'perfectly ripe' white peaches that are exactly that. Intensely sweet, wickedly juicy and with that lovely, slightly scented flavour. I know I should worry about food miles, but sometimes it's just so hard to be good.
Clearly I'm becoming a food snob.
On the other hand, Tesco does have 28" widescreen TVs with Nicam stereo and NTSC playback for under £200 - and decent bikinis for a fiver. Maybe my allegiance is safe for the time being, after all.
